Sunday, Alex and I volunteered at our Temple’s Food Festival. I thought I’d be making liverwurst sandwiches, but we were placed at the Middle Eastern Platter table, which was in the deli room. It was sort of tough to find. Vegetarians wandered the halls weeping.
The Middle Eastern platters contained falafel. What is falafel, you ask? It’s ground up chick peas and spices, which are smooshed into balls and deep fried. We served it in a styrofoam box which contained 4 falafel balls, pita bread, hummus, tahini sauce, hot sauce (optional), cabbage salad, and regular salad. The concept was that you stuffed the pita with falafel, hummus, salad and sauce and made a big, drippy sandwich.
Alex sampling the goods:
OK. I lie. He’s eating a tongue sandwich. He tasted a falafel ball and thought it was gross. In fairness, they weren’t that great without the other accoutrements.
Alex was impressed with my work ethic. I learned what to do and started selling immediately. Alex filled up some styrofoam containers with salad and hummus, and then left to wander around and eat. When he came back I was blathering about the health benefits of falafel and selling platters like crazy.
“How do you catch on so fast?” he asked.
“I guess it’s experience, maturity, and wisdom,” I said.
“Pretty cool,” said Alex.
“Plus, I worked at McDonald’s in high school,” I confessed. “I have a strong urge to ask people if they’d like to supersize their falafel.”
Here is me with the Falafel Crew:

If I didn’t look mildly psychotic, I might have sold more falafel.




November 4, 2009 at 10:46 pm |
You were at the falafel stand? Did Bill O’Reilly show up? (Hoping you remember that alleged incident and get my joke!)
The falafel gang looks great and it sounds like it was pretty fun. That is good because I would falafel if you had a bad time. OMG. I can’t stop with the falafel jokes.
November 5, 2009 at 12:14 am |
I always wondered what falafel was. It actually sounds pretty good.
You are SO cute! I know that’s probably not the word you want to hear, but seriously, you ARE!
And who knew McD’s could be so useful in later life? Maybe when our kids complain about never needing to use geometry in real life, we could tell them to go work at McD’s instead for real life skills.
November 5, 2009 at 12:37 am |
You are adorable as usual. And the food sounds yummy too.
November 5, 2009 at 9:01 am |
Amy: That Bill O’Reilly thing was totally bizarro! He’s more twisted than me! (And that’s saying somethin’.)
I think you should work in a falafel stand. It would give you a lot of pleasure. You could say “falafel” all day.
November 5, 2009 at 9:03 am |
asdmommy: I’m good with cute. It’s way better than “old hag”. So I’ll graciously say “thank you”.
You know, Mc D’s probably is a better place to learn real life skills. I’ve never seen a trapezoidal hamburger.
November 5, 2009 at 9:05 am |
Polly: Ha! Thank you! I evilly suckered people in to buy falafel with my cute facade, and then I grew fangs and sucked their blood.
November 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm |
Glad you had a good day! Cute picture.
November 5, 2009 at 3:57 pm |
Send Alex our way. We’ll train him to enjoy falafel with all its accoutrements! The big thing in Israel, we found out this summer when we’d order falafel, is to order it with “chips” in the pita—which is simply oversized French fries, with emphasis on the “fry.” Mmmm, yum!
I hope you served your falafel boxes with 10 paper napkins per box for the drippy mess that a falafel in pita inevitably becomes.
I could’ve given you a few key Hebrew words to throw around and help you sound impressive while doling out the goods. Next time… (’cause the temple KNOWS you’ll volunteer for the next food fair!)
November 5, 2009 at 4:27 pm |
You are so adorable! I know I always say that, but you are!
Too funny you posted about this today because my post today is about hummus. Glad you had fun and awesome job selling the health benefits of a fried food.
November 5, 2009 at 9:11 pm |
FringeGirl: It was pretty fun. I’m going to open my own falafel stand outside the temple, now.
November 5, 2009 at 9:21 pm |
Pearl: I could eat poop if giant french fries came with it. Not that I’m comparing falafel to poop. I like falafel.
Next time I’m getting Hebrew words from you. Brilliant. You’re right. I’ll be doing this every year.
November 5, 2009 at 9:22 pm |
Melanie: Don’t worry. I never get sick of it. Tell me again.
You don’t think deep fried chick pea balls are healthy for you? Hahaha!
November 5, 2009 at 9:56 pm |
I love falafel. Jewish food is yummy. So is Greek and Italian and Japanese…
November 5, 2009 at 9:59 pm |
You’ve been prolific! I’ve missed your posts!
November 5, 2009 at 10:22 pm |
Chris: Hey! So nice to hear your cute little writerly voice! I’ve been trying to get on your blog, but my link doesn’t work. I get the side picture, but no posts. Is it just me? It’s my lack of showering, isn’t it. Just tell me. I can take it.
November 7, 2009 at 1:08 am |
Ah, my oldest son would have been in heaven. Some of his most memorable times in Iraq were spent eating falafel and pita. I really need to share some of his pics someday. The feasts looked very interesting.
November 7, 2009 at 9:17 am |
I love food. That falafel sandwich sounds yummy. And you don’t look psychotic at all, just really enthusiastic about chickpeas. And your son thought you were cool, so that’s definitely a win.
November 7, 2009 at 6:56 pm |
Les: I always thought it was weird that Arabs and Jews fight with each other, because we eat the same food! Can’t we all get along over a nice platter of hummus and warm pita bread?
I would love to see your son’s pictures!
November 7, 2009 at 6:58 pm |
mrsbear: I was feeling weirdly enthusiastic. Or maybe I was just showing off for Alex, so he’d think I was cool. Or maybe I was constipated. Or maybe I was psychotic and hearing voices telling me to juggle falafel balls.
November 8, 2009 at 3:29 pm |
I LOVE falafel! For some reason, they don’t have it here. Hummus we have, and plenty of olives, tahini, and pita bread, but no falafel. I’ve seen chick pea flour in the market, so maybe I’ll have to make it myself. (No, not a hope in hell I will!) I’ll bet I could sell it, too. Too bad I couldn’t sell guacamole…
November 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm |
Mary: Wow. If you can make your own falafel with chick pea powder (ew) I’ll think up an amazing award for you. Something suitable for framing.
You could sell guacamole! I’ve heard through the grapevine, (yes, my spies traverse the world), that you make a mean, green, guac.